It’s called equal rights, you’ve probably never heard of it.
Um, wat.
See, it’s funny because it’s racist. I only kid, I do love the Asians.
This kid has got his priorities straight.
Forget shufflin, everyday I’m swaffelen. 

Also, why is that grandma so pleased about this word?
What would we do without local news?
They had to have known, It’s too perfect.